something weird…
right now, i am sitting in class behind an individual whom i do not know.
however, i can see his computer monitor from here – as can the individual behind me see mine – and i can see that he has someone on his MSN list who is also on mine.
thus, my being-in-the-world is linked to his being – which resides corporeally two feet in front of me – by an ephemeral series of decentred connections over 2.4ghz radio signal and fiber-optic cable, through dozens of interchained networks and one person’s online archive (our common contact’s list of ‘friends’). the real paradox here is that when we think about it, this connection is one which is essentially more surprising, in that it brings us ‘closer’ together than our actual physical proximity. i am closer to this person in an electronic, intangible sense, mediated by surveillance, than i am to him, two feet away from me, because i would never speak a word to him.
because he’s an idiot.



